“Can’t… break… free…” The now finger-sized Captain Koma struggled valiantly against the rubber bands binding him to my shoebox. It wasn’t en...

The whole row of crystal glasses shattered in rapid succession. Each chandelier shook, and the light-bulbs flickered and sizzled like bacon ...

“Turn your head and cough.” As I did so, a stream of mucus, blood, and various acidic compounds spurted onto the doctor’s immaculate pant-le...

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“Vermin.” I hastily closed the blinds to my seaside casement window. The last thing I wanted to see were the native rat-people singing on th...

WARNING: pace yourself, this story is long and contains alternate timelines, mad sorcerers, bribery, lunch-for-breakfast and trickster genie...

One of the pitfalls of being demoted, is that no one listens to your ideas anymore. Just because I have problems leading, doesn't mean I...

“Why did Mormon missionaries think hippos could survive in Alaska?” There was one in every group. Don’t get me wrong, I love teaching. Being...

Hamsters — of all stripe and size — ran, fast as the dickens. They knew nothing of pain, or exhaustion, or dental plans. They knew only the ...

Think big! Think big! Now I hesitate to ask you As you’ve never been inclined To heed my words with diligence Nor pay me any mind, But in th...