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Friday, August 14, 2009

Xavier's Resume

A resume? I've never written one before. I've always been . . self-employed. Ah well. Here goes.


CHARLES F. XAVIER
(the F is for Fun)
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OBJECTIVE ..........................................................
To create peace and understanding between human and mutantkind.

EXPERIENCE ......................................................
1963 Created the X-Men Westchester, NY
Professor
* Started Xavier's School for Gifted Children as a front for the X-Men
* Trained the mutants combat skills in the Danger Room
* Sent the team on life-threatening combat missions

1978 Lead a Rebellion Shi'Ar Empire
Rebel
* Successfully overthrew Deathbird, the rightful ruler of the Shi'Ar Empire
* Installed fiance Lilandra as new Empress
* Co-Ruled Shi'Ar Empire for a period of time

1982 Created the New Mutants Westchester, NY
Professor
* Restarted school, accepting actual students
* Began training teenage students in the Danger Room
* Sent half-prepared teenagers on life threatening combat missions

EDUCATION ........................................................
1950-1959 Harvard University Cambridge, MA
* B.A., Ph.D. - Genetics, Biophysics and Psychology
* Graduated Magna Cum Laude.
* Adjunct Professor at Columbia University

ABILITIES ............................................................
Telepathy, Astral Projection, minor Telekinesis, Psionic Attack

STATISTICS .........................................................
Team Affiliations: X-Men, New Mutants, Shi'Ar Imperium, Defenders, SHIELD, Brotherhood of Mutants, X-Force, X-terminators, Excalibur, X-Factor, Starjammers, Illuminati, Project X

Confirmed kills: Human: 28; Mutant: 15; Other: 2,842

3 comments:

  1. You were in the Defenders?

    Er, well I guess everyone was at one point or another.

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  2. Just part of the job. Particularly during interstellar rebellions.

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