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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator Arrives

I strode into the building with the quiet confidence that I am well known for.

“Ha ha, suckers!” I called out boisterously. “I’m gonna beat you all and be the World’s Toughest Henchaman! No wait, I’m gonna be the Company Apprentice!” It’s obvious that I’ll win, look how good I look in a pair of glasses and a halfway decent suit. You think any of these other contestants can pull off looking this good? It looks like Wolverine doesn’t even know how to put on a shirt, fercryin’outloud.

I looked around and nobody was there.


Where is everyone?

I shrug. Oh well, I guess that I’ll just bide my time by having a beer. Just one though, I want to remain sharp for the contest which lies ahead.


  1. Guinness must have been serious when they promised to corner the Paul Bunion market.

    Believe the hype.

  2. That is one big can of beer...or is it two?!?! I thought you said you were only going to have one!