Think Big! (Housekeeping PSA)

Think big!
Think big!

Now I hesitate to ask you
As you’ve never been inclined
To heed my words with diligence
Nor pay me any mind,
But in this post I have some tips
You really ought to hear,
They’ll help you write with fewer slips
And further your career!

Think big!
Think big!

Even lo! the mighty oak
Once began a wayward twig,

Think big!
Think big!

At the heart of Blogger’s editor
There lies to much acclaim
A field allowing us to sort
Each post by rank and name;
If only you’d jot down a word,
You’d set in stone your fame!
“So please,” I wheeze, betwixt a sneeze,
“So please, this creed retain!”

Think big!
Plan small!

For without the keystone brick
You could never lay a wall,

Think big!
Plan small!

Bookending lines of dialogue
You’ve got quotation marks.
By default bland and vertical,
Those stoic, stark bulwarks.
But I’ve got something just for that,
To give your lines some sparks—
It’s called Shrubquote and it can turn
Your straight glyphs into arcs!

Think big!
Think big!

The finest wine in Europe grew
From out the smallest sprigs,
And cultured ballroom dances hew
From backwards country jigs,

Think big!
Plan small!

The finest combs and hairbrushes
Won’t help you if you’re bald,

Think big!
Plan small!
THINK BIG!